I think it is about time someone would launch a customer review website-

I really mean a customer reviews WEBSITE. So to be the first here is the first throw :

AVOID AT ALL COST

Janey1951 from Broxburn who doesnt like cold ice cream and bearded mussels

Rickknight from Edinburgh, who has obviously never been to France and required designer toilet to relieve himself

Francophile99 from Edinburgh, who does not like to be taken for granted, not special enough (at least this is what we thought!)

Computer 90, should go on tour during the Edinburgh Festival, the Fringe is missing him!

Global_child- who does not like us on a saturday night, but doesn't tell us if he likes us on a monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday even Friday- Go on! Like us another day!

MY TRIP ADVISOR PALME D'OR

La Palme d'Or has to go to Bryjem who can review a restaurant without even eating or sitting!

I wish they all came and grace our restaurant together, we might enjoy it.

WELCOME with OPEN ARMS

The comments of

Mr_pigeon who thought the food was stupendous

Louise_Gary56, who thinks that we are a real taste of France and disagree with Mr Knight - Louise incidently is French! ooooops

JayRayner who finds us awesome!

Nina N who loved it!

ENJOY

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Glad to read that the forrest cafe might be staying in the hands of the participating artists. Surprised though I thought Malcolm had bought it! Uba uba uba!

I can't believe that one needs to complain about a crepe Suzette that has gone cold, it is served (as stated on the menu and through popular demand) with ice cream,  Of course it is cold!!!

*****!@??!!!....? Never heard of hot ice cream me!

We found the keys! So no late dinner prospect! Shame

So if you fancy a late dinner at Chez Jules tonight, do not worry, it looks like it will stay open very very late, in fact until tomorrow morning when Bob the chef shows up!

We got the last bag of clams, until the boats returns from their fortnicht off! Hurry they wont last long